I have seen this meme at He & Me + 3 several times before, it looked fun, so I decided to join in this Monday.
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It was NOT ME that insisted my son wear his dirty, unwashed basketball uniform to his game on Tues. It was NOT ME that forgot to wash it.
It was NOT ME that signed up to bring 1 lb. of deli ham for a needy family at church and forgot to bring it on Sunday.
It was NOT ME a responsible, adult and teacher who was so excited to have a snow day last Wed. that I had trouble going back to sleep after the 5:07am call.
It was NOT ME that took my special ed class for a walk in the snow on Friday, and it was certainly NOT ME that got so excited to show the students the snow and ice in the local pool. And let me tell you it was NOT ME that then promptly slipped and fell on the ice right on my butt in front of all my students!! But it was me who enjoyed a good laugh after the fall!
It was NOT MY daughter who when mom was in a frenzy last week before school kindly packed my lunch and even put a sweet note in it.
It was not me that almost sent an email that said “thanks for keeping me in the poop” instead of “thanks for keeping me in the loop” Thank goodness I caught it!!!!!
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I really enjoyed these! And It was NOT ME whos has done the same thing with my sons basketball uniform 😉
Nice post! Welcome to the “Not Me” bunch!
I love it….the part about the lunch Madi packed put a tear in my eye and the part about the “poop” made me laugh…you are so cool Sam! You live life! You go girl!
oh i’m so glad you played along…he me and 3 is one of my fav’s!! ok, i never forget to wash my kids uniform…and i’m dying about the poop email. it’s like a junior high kid again with the giggles.
Great Not Me post! Love the one about the snow and the snow day!
Love the Not Me’s! Welcome to the fun.
Ahh, as teachers, what an we say, we get loopy and poopy sometimes i guess! I get super excited about snow days too!
OMGosh, Sandy…those were hysterical…You did a great job on your first time. I can just see you falling, sorry, I am one of those people that laughs when people fall. I guess because I fall so much you have to laugh.
I love the idea of taking your students for a walk in the snow. Too bad you fell, hopefully you were not hurt. Happy Monday
You really make me laugh, girl!
I’ve definitely been there for a couple of these! The list was great!
Thanks for commenting on older Not Me Monday about my Urine & Cucumber delicacy in the fridge! :o) I had to do that because of suspected Heavy Metal Poisoning! Fortunately or unfortunately .. take your pick … being a woman had nothing to do with it.
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Great list. I don’t blame you for “not” wanting a snow day!