Fun times are here! It’s time again for Not Me Monday…time to sit back and have a good laugh at yourself, after all laughter is a good stress reliever!
It was Not Me who bought a quart of heavy cream for a recipe The Inventor needed for a school project….but then she ended up not needing it. So it was certainly not The Inventor and I that whipped up delicious, creamy, mouth watering whipped cream from the quart of heavy cream and dipped homegrown strawberries in it. And it was Not Us who then proceeded to finish the entire quart of heavy cream in two days. And then (gasp) it was Not Me who bought ANOTHER quart of heavy cream and more strawberries and served strawberry shortcake for dinner one night! Mmmmmmmm!
It was Not Me that was so tired, and weary and feeling very unproffesional that I wore these shoes to school the last 2 days of school. They were so comfortable on my tired feet! It was Not Me that in a spontaneous goofy mom moment, I ran out the door to tell SportTman to come in the house to study for finals with a BROOM! In a classic stealth manner I was able to sneak up behind him and hit him on the butt twice with the broom before he knew what hit him. I feel certain the neighbors thought I had lost it running after him with a broom. And it was Not Me that now has a lovely BIG bruise on my inner thigh to show where SportTman turned around surprised and accidentally jammed the handle of the broom into my mushy thigh!I will not be posting a picture of that bruise! 🙂
And it was Not Me that thought I was tough enough to weed our pachysandra in the woods knowing there was a bee’s nest. It was Not Me that figured I could out smart those dumb bumble bees! It was Not Me that was stung 3 times including twice under my arm!
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Ouch on the bee stings and a bruise! I think I screamed the last time I got stung! Yummy, on the cream, I didn’t know you could make homemade whipped cream!
Great “Not Me’s!” We seem to have a lot in common…I used to teach high school broadcast journalism, my husband is also a drummer on the worship team at our church, and homemade whipped cream is one of my favorite summertime foods.
I was wondering what you meant about the bees on your facebook!! Ouch! Other than that it sounds like you are enjoying the summer 🙂 Wish we could enjoy it with you!
You make me laugh. ONE WEEK FROM TOMORROW I AM DONE WITH THE SCHOOL YEAR! please say a prayer that I can stay in the same Inclusion kindergarten and keep working with the student I am finally working with and he is making progress!!!! thanks!
It was Not Me that in a spontaneous goofy mom moment, I ran out the door to tell SportTman to come in the house to study for finals with a BROOM! In a classic stealth manner I was able to sneak up behind him and hit him on the butt twice with the broom before he knew what hit him. I feel certain the neighbors thought I had lost it running after him with a broom. And it was Not Me that now has a lovely BIG bruise on my inner thigh to show where SportTman turned around surprised and accidentally jammed the handle of the broom into my mushy thigh! I will not be posting a picture of that bruise! 🙂
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Ouch on the bee stings and a bruise! I think I screamed the last time I got stung! Yummy, on the cream, I didn’t know you could make homemade whipped cream!
Great “Not Me’s!” We seem to have a lot in common…I used to teach high school broadcast journalism, my husband is also a drummer on the worship team at our church, and homemade whipped cream is one of my favorite summertime foods.
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Ouch on the broom handle. Yikes. That did not sound fun for you at all.
Yum to the strawberries!
I was wondering what you meant about the bees on your facebook!! Ouch! Other than that it sounds like you are enjoying the summer 🙂 Wish we could enjoy it with you!
Ouch! You are going to have to be more careful! But I love the fashion statement 😉
You make me laugh. ONE WEEK FROM TOMORROW I AM DONE WITH THE SCHOOL YEAR! please say a prayer that I can stay in the same Inclusion kindergarten and keep working with the student I am finally working with and he is making progress!!!! thanks!